10 jokes only the Scottish will understand


Did you hear about the guy who liked eating bricks and cement?

How can you tell the difference between Bing Crosby and Walt Disney?

Woman walks into a dentists

Did you hear about the lonely prisoner?

What do you call an armed pigeon in Aviemore?

What did the Glaswegian pair of conjoined twins call their autobiography?


What made the hearse horse hoarse?

Man walks into a bakery

If there are ten cows in a field, which one is closest to Saudi Arabia?

How many Spanish guys does it take to change a light bulb?

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