A compilation of some of the best Scottish tweets…
1.
when you push a pull door and the person behind says “you need to pull” aye cheers lad sure next plan was to start lifting from the bottom
— perry (@SloanPerry) September 22, 2016
2.
Canny believe Gregors away in a huff cause we were slagging him for dressing like a train seat hahahahah pic.twitter.com/Z3odk1DLbk
— robbiegarrick (@robbiegarrick) April 4, 2016
3.
Canny believe we nearly got wee alan to fit into a Kopparberg box pic.twitter.com/beBgMDEbg2
— gamiejray (@Jamiegrayrfc) April 3, 2016
4.
My cousin took her washing up to my grans for her to do & she went back to pick it up & my gran had sewed her ripped jeans upðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ I am crying
— Steph (@stephanieclarkx) October 21, 2016
5.
There’s folk ma age having weans and av just had a tub ae Pringles for ma dinner.
— Rab 🦀 (@RabTheKrab) May 14, 2017
6.
No way did a drunk lassie on the train just tell me she doesn’t want wains cos she loves dogs n went
“Nae wains great dains”
— Rohan Mckinney (@rohanmckinney72) March 9, 2017
7.
Mums rajing cause she put the washing out then went on holiday for 10 days came back and it was still out kate that’s no in my payroll hen
— Philip MacGregor (@PhilipMacgregor) July 30, 2016
8.
Bonnar just got pulled by the police n they asked if he had anythin on him that he shouldn’t have n he said “aye ma maws socks”😂😂😂
— Kyle (@kylechristie0) March 10, 2017
9.
Just oot the post office n they asked ma auntie if she had any other ID wae her n she went “av got this keyring that says Karen on it” :)))
— dylan (@_dylanjohnstone) May 17, 2017
10.
Didn’t know Airdrie was bilingual. pic.twitter.com/jRCa2vdU9F
— Iain (@IainJohnstone4) July 2, 2016
11.
12.99 tae look like a bit a ravioli pic.twitter.com/gJRilegE6M
— Harley (@_harleycampbell) June 5, 2017
12.
When your maw sends you to Asda with yer da pic.twitter.com/tUIXLrmvTD
— grant rudder (@grantrudder) February 10, 2017
13.
Hahahaha brutal man pic.twitter.com/bRA5tf0X7b
— Josh (@josh_smithh1) March 28, 2017
14.
Forget yer new £1 coins check oot ma new 5 pence piece pic.twitter.com/MNmJPuqurk
— crich (@_calrich72_) April 2, 2017
15.
Fred flintstone been driving about killie pic.twitter.com/PJbkAvV3gN
— Nick (@WheresMaJaiket) January 12, 2017
